Bill Clinton v Captain America in a chow down to the last dog!
With the indigestion from the 2016 Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest just starting to wear off and our 4th of July firework burns being soothed from the 3rd coat of aloe vera, we figured there was no better time for a patriotic matchup of a classic dog chow down. Our experts are here to break it down.
Representing the past presidents of the United States of America, coming in at 6 foot 2 inches tall and an eating weight of 225 pounds, William Jefferson Clinton!
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Representing those who dedicate their lives to defending this great country, coming in at 6 foot 2 inches tall, weighing in at 240 pounds, the super soldier himself, Steve Rogers!
| Bill Clinton | Captain America | |
| Strengths | Has the political prowess to grease the dog count in his favor | Physically superior, has the superhuman jaw strength and speed to choke down those dogs |
| Downfall | If Hillary is on the sideline, Bill might get a little shy and not give it his all | Not really in Caps diet, might not react well to the quick dietary change |
PREGAME: Lookout for Bill to slip the dog counter a quick 20 to “keep it fair”, and Cap to go through his pre-dog eating meditation with Hulk.
PREDICTION: We expect it to be a close with Willy slicking up the dogs and sending them down with ease. Cap will likely have a tougher time muscling them down, but as we know, “He can do this all day.” We think Cap will choke down a few more dogs than the ex-president, but undoubtedly Bill will call for a recount. With the Captain relying on the honor of the judges and the Clinton’s political prowess, there is sure to be some post eating fireworks.
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Captain Kirk v Han Solo in an intergalactic ping pong throwdown!
Two of the greatest ship captains in the Galaxy were destined to meet on the biggest stage, the opposite ends of the ping pong table. Of course though, neither of them play singles. This is a doubles match to the end. With Kirk and his trusty sidekick Spock against Solo playing alongside his Wookie pal Chewie, this is bound to be a match for the millennium. Here’s our prediction:
| Captain Kirk & Spock | Han Solo & Chewie | |
| Strengths | Kirk has passed the Kobayashi Maru test (with a little persistence), knows what it takes to win Mentally the stronger team |
Solo has the superior reflexes and aim Chewie the ability to tell Han the play without others knowing what they’re saying |
| Weaknesses | Do not have the hand to hand combat experience of Solo & Chewie | Rules could be challenging for them to understand, not known for playing by the rules, or the odds |
| X-Factor | Kirk has a Valvano-esque motivational ability. Even if his team suffers early, Kirk has the ability to get them right back on track | Can talk his way out of anything. Might be able to smooth talk to the win |
MATCHUP TO WATCH: Watch to see if the mental toughness of the Kirk/Spock squad can hold off the verbal daggers sure to be thrown from Mr. Solo. The banter between the teams is definitely going to set the tone for the match.
PREDICTION: With Han serving first, we expect the play to develop with the trash talk. Watch out for the aggressive play from Han and the soft returns from Chewie, with some crafty spin, comboing, and control play from the veterans pongers from the USS Enterprise, because as we know, “Conquest is easy, control is not.” We’re predicting consistency from Kirk’s squad, with Solo’s aggressive style forcing him to live and die by the forehand smash.
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Steph v Lebron in a battle to compete for the title of Summer BBQ MVP!
Steph and Lebron have shown their worthiness on the court, but a new season has arrived, the summer BBQ season. Who will reign as most valuable? Will it be Steph bringing his Carolina rub? Or will Lebron’s bold blend of Cleveland favorites with a splash of Cuban be too much for the golden boy to handle? Our experts are here to break it down.
| Steph Curry | Lebron James | |
| Strengths | Knowledge of BBQ mixed with the hipster trendy dishes of the bay area could produce some savory side dishes | Ingredients like the fresh mid-west beef and Miami fish selection will definitely play a big factor |
| Signature Dish | Sources tell us that Steph is a pasta man, so he might go for a 3 cheese bowtie or possibly even some curry farfalle | Look for cold start from Lebron, maybe starting people off with a well seasoned ceviche to get everyone’s palette going |
| X-Factor | Riley Curry is always a crowd favorite | If the pierogi makes an appearance from the James camp, it might be tough for Steph to top the Cleveland classic |
MATCHUP TO WATCH: Lookout for Lebron’s Chicken a la King going head to head with Steph’s Curry Chicken.
CONVERSATION: Steph’s quickfire comments always heat up any room he steps into, while Lebron’s ability to chase down a guest with some authoritative conversation will surely leave all company in awe.
CLOTHING: While Curry might be rocking his new found dad shoes, we found Lebron sometimes has a tough time deciding between his Cleveland cashmere or Miami muslin.
CONCLUSION: Steph has to stick to what he knows in order to win this matchup, the trifecta. His BBQ, bay area seafood, and pre game pasta could be worthy of MVP status. While Lebron must try and counter with his hearty Midwest flavors and scrumptious sides. Who will be the ultmate summer BBQ MVP? You decide. Leave a comment below and let us know what you think!
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