With the indigestion from the 2016 Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest just starting to wear off and our 4th of July firework burns being soothed from the 3rd coat of aloe vera, we figured there was no better time for a patriotic matchup of a classic dog chow down. Our experts are here to break it down.
Representing the past presidents of the United States of America, coming in at 6 foot 2 inches tall and an eating weight of 225 pounds, William Jefferson Clinton!
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Representing those who dedicate their lives to defending this great country, coming in at 6 foot 2 inches tall, weighing in at 240 pounds, the super soldier himself, Steve Rogers!
| Bill Clinton | Captain America | |
| Strengths | Has the political prowess to grease the dog count in his favor | Physically superior, has the superhuman jaw strength and speed to choke down those dogs |
| Downfall | If Hillary is on the sideline, Bill might get a little shy and not give it his all | Not really in Caps diet, might not react well to the quick dietary change |
PREGAME: Lookout for Bill to slip the dog counter a quick 20 to “keep it fair”, and Cap to go through his pre-dog eating meditation with Hulk.
PREDICTION: We expect it to be a close with Willy slicking up the dogs and sending them down with ease. Cap will likely have a tougher time muscling them down, but as we know, “He can do this all day.” We think Cap will choke down a few more dogs than the ex-president, but undoubtedly Bill will call for a recount. With the Captain relying on the honor of the judges and the Clinton’s political prowess, there is sure to be some post eating fireworks.
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