In honor of the second Presidential debate, we thought we’d put our second edition of Trump v Hillary. I’m sure we have all heard about the clowns luring kids into the woods, but what about the clowns enticing voters to the ballot boxes? This election season has been one amazing circus with each trick more blood-curdling than the last, so what better than comparing the two most feared clowns in the big top, Trump and Hillary! Who has what it takes to spook the electorate straight to the ballot box? We’re here to find out!
| Donald Trump | Hillary Clinton | |
| Victims | Seems that the Trump Clown has been and equal opportunity petrifier, and is able to terrorize pretty much anything in his path | Hillary has been looking to the young naive Bernie voters for some good hair-raising fun, we’re not sure if she has any takers though |
| Location | We think you’re most likely to find Clown Donald behind a wall ready to pounce, or maybe a tour bus | The Clinton Clowns are usually found hanging around big banks and hedge funds trying to scare away wikileaks |
| Scariest Feature | No doubt, it has to be the hair, 100%….well, maybe the makeup…. or the puckered lips…or maybe his immigration policy | Watchout for the Pinocchio nose of Hillary, if you’re not careful it might poke ya! |
| Weapon of Choice | Microphone: Tread lightly around Trump with a mic and tape recorder, you never know what sinister things lie in the abyss of “the cloud” | Cell Phone: We’ve only heard rumors of the anguish she can cause wielding such a device |
CONCLUSION: Hillary’s email vanishing act compliments Trump’s embarrassing emergences from his past very well. Seems both these clowns love to keep the unsuspecting observers on their toes and we never know when another startling report of a scare will surface. This is going to be tough for us to say definitively who gives us the greater trepidation, but rest assured this is going to be one frightful Halloween we won’t forget!
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